Honda SS50

Do you know that Jack Shit, the immortal anti-hero of Bloodrunners fame, started his motorcycling career on a Honda SS50?
Well, you can emulate everyone's hero with an SS50 of your own - a classic piece of metal that can be found on the site-the-we-dare-not-name, item number 170344881328...

PS Never mind what the bike is really, it's the seller's spiel that makes it...